| If Imprisoned, Please Release | Name | Reason for Hilarious Nickname | Aims of trip |
|---|---|---|---|
Look at that fabulous top! Just perfect for twisted! |
James "Chops" Prettyman | The weird and wonderful workings of Gareth's mind: from Prettyman to Prettychops to Chops. Go figure. | Figure out what to do with rest of life |
Warning: this scene is extremely rare |
Dave "Other" Horne | Our dive instructor Martyn's inventive way of distinguishing between the two Daves that he had under his responsibility. | Figure out what to do with rest of life |
Warning: this scene is not extremely rare |
Dave "Bin" Watson | Seems to be wanted by the international community: after having intial problems obtaining an Ozzy visa due to sharing a name with a known criminal, when we go through Oz customs he is stopped because the x-ray shows a gun in his bag! Known to be armed with, at the very least, foot-based biological weapons. | Figure out what to do with rest of life |
Trousers by Carhart, shirt and tie by Topman, chin by the BBC. |
Gareth "The Goat" Rossington | After Bin Watson offered me a biscuit, saying "another one, chops?", much hilarity abounded because, as you all know, Paolo Wanchope is a Man City striker. His partner upfront is Sean Goater, commonly known as 'The Goat', and seeing as Gareth is the other half of DeGrey Street that seemed to suit him. | Figure out what to do with rest of life |